Winston Smith

"Winston, you are a phenomenal assistant. Possibly the best. But every time you open your mouth, you start talking about things like... golf, or the stock market. So, please, for both of our sakes, don't ever talk to me, because that might make me fire you."

- Kirven Avion Winston George Orwell Smith is a human financial advisor and stenographer formerly employed by the Nereid Foundation, now serving as Kirven Avion's personal assistant.