Kirven Avion

"Hi, my name is Kirven Avion. I'm from Eldrin, Arveikan and I'm about 54 minutes sober. How 'bout you."

- Kirven Avion

Kirven-Malthreb Jathronizin Xavier "Miavorn" ro Arcius Avion II, MEA (born 17th December 1984) is a Human Archon credited with the discovery of Malakai and leading the Raid on the Vakreos Gate during the Tsarnan-Varak'ir War.

Early Life
Avion was born in Eldrin, Arveikan, and allegedly graduated from the University of Durendal with a Master's degree in theoretical physics.

In 2008, Avion was temporarily appointed to the position of Provincal Magister of the Cyprell Province, following a long and confusing legal dispute regarding the estate of his late uncle.

The Nereid Foundation
"I'm not a scientist. I'm not a botanist. I don't know nothin' about this. I'm just a guy in a pair of bathrobes doing magic in the woods. Don't question me."

- Kirven Avion

Seige of Vakreos
"I'm saying that aliens are real, and we need to kill them."

- Kirven Avion on the Varak'ir

Paradigm War
"I don't think this is alturism. I think you've got the whole of reality in the palm of your hand, and you're worried that I'm going to take that away. You don't want to save the universe, Miavorn, you just want it to stay subservient."

- Sable Wolfram

Awards and Accolades
"Apparently, unprovoked genocide is a quick and easy way to win a Nobel Peace Prize. Because that makes sense."

- Kirven Avion Avion was chosen as Time magazine's Person of the Year in 2011 for his outstanding work in the field of saving the goddamn planet.

Avion was awarded the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize for his victory at Vakreos Gate, despite being directly responsible for the deaths of nearly everyone involved.